May 2013
perdu-me:
Things not to say to me while I’m eating:
That’s a lot of food
That’s not enough food
You’re going to eat all of that???!??
That looks gross
That’s not healthy
That looks healthy
That’s disgusting
Why are you eating that?
I’m glad you’re eating more
In case you didn’t understand, DON’T MENTION ANYTHING ABOUT MY EATING/FOOD/INTAKE WHETHER IT BE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE I DON’T...
fantastic-nightmares:
angelinthephonebox:
1967tardisimpala:
can we talk about the one time we hear john winchester say the words “im proud of you” to dean, he’s actually posessed by a demon
and the reason dean knows hes posessed is because his dad never says those words
how about we never talk about that ever again
abhortion:
movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse
If Yahoo actually takes a second to look at...
mattnate330:
immortal-complexity:
the-alchemist-ed:
think twice Yahoo—
think. twice.
For the love of God, signal boost this if possible.
but guys what if that’s why they want it
lynzave:
If you ever sent me a nice anon message I hope all your dreams come true and may your harvest be bountiful
a-superwentzromance:
I have just realized my relationship with bands is like the relationship the squirrel has with the nut in ice age
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
jumpstartmenow:
cake-full-of-fist:
ask-killingfantasy8:
ciel-dog-phantomhive:
crys-love:
tor-o-saurus:
thebigmystery42:
….sorta scared?….
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set
look at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
Fucking shit……
What the actual fuck you guys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK ¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!
okay… cool… what am i getting?
Contrary to Popular Belief...
thescienceofjohnlock:
averypotterseniorfeels:
bbc-booknerd12888:
I do not watch Sherlock just to see Benedict Cumberbatch
I am not going to see Star Trek Into Darkness for the same reason
I do not watch Doctor Who just to see David Tennant
I do not watch The Avengers movies just to see Tom Hiddleston
I do not watch the Iron Man movies just to see RDJ
I do not watch anything just for hot...
Why Children's Cartoons Should Be Taken Seriously
Danny Phantom: A 14-year-old boy with an already sucky life gets half-killed by his parents' stupidity, and has to try to keep up with his own life.
Fairly OddParents: A depressed 10-year-old is given a pair of magic fairies to help relieve him of all different forms of child abuse.
The Last Airbender: A 12-year-old boy is given the responsibility of saving the entire world by mastering a decade's worth of mystic skills in under a year.
The Grim Adventures of Billy And Mandy: Two children of undisclosed ages are confronted by death himself and make a deal with him, and go on a series of adventures in the underworld and are confronted by many deadly mythical creatures.
Adventure Time: The last surviving human of "The Mushroom War" lives in the post-apocalyptic land of Ooo with his adoptive brother, Jake, and battles evil and injustice.
How to Train Your Dragon: A teenage boy gives up the approval and acceptance of his father and culture to save the life of the only friend who loved him as he was, and in return loses his leg yet changes his world.
Regular Show: Mordecai and Rigby have real nigga problems.
the-hunters-angel:
tea-britannia:
kestrel-bird:
combeferresque:
fourfucks:
all fandoms have that one fucking overused quote that is on 99.9% of the edits
#genius billionaire playboy philanthropist gripped you tight and raised you from a highly functioning sociopath and i swear we were infinite
always
i dont know if youre agreeing or adding in harry potter
elheartless:
Public Service Announcement: “rape” is not a synonym for every fucking mundane occurrence you happen to suffer. You were not “raped” by your test. You have not been “raped” when you lose your sports game, and it isn’t “rape” when your best friend tries to hug you. Maybe take a step back and think about what the hell you’re actually saying before you trivialize something so...
lucykrap:
girlwiththekey:
valerieparker:
alfredtheherothatswho:
I THREW A KID IN THE WELL
DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL
I WILL REGRET THIS IN HELL
BUT HE WAS IN MY WAY
I’LL TRADE YOUR SOUL FOR A WISH
DAMNATION AND SIN FOR A KISS
I WASN’T LOOKING FOR THIS
BUT YOU WERE IN MY WAY
YOUR GLARE WAS HOLDIN’
RIPPED SPLEEN, SKIN WAS ROLLIN’
DARK NIGHT, BLOOD WAS FLOWIN’
WHERE YOU THINK...
woofuckingjiho:
you know that “joke” your friend makes about you and the only problem is that it actually hits home and you sit there and realize that they were probably being serious in an indirect way and covering up their true thoughts by passing it off as a joke and then you just sit there feeling like shit for the entire day
slow clap for the Doctor Who editing team in the...
trustyourtennant:
it was gorgeous
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
therewerebirds:
triflesandparsnips:
This morning my daughter, who is nearly four, saw the stretch marks on my hips and stomach. She ran her hands over them and asked what they were.
“I got them when I grew up,” I said, “and a few more when I had you.” I grinned down at her. “They’re my stripes. You’ll get stripes too when you grow up.”
She was overjoyed. “Really?”
I think she’s in her room...
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
Actual conversation with the mother
Me: I think it's awesome how much the fandoms influence the fans
Mum: What do you mean?
Me: Well the Sherlock fandom have become really intelligent, like give them a scene and they'll pick it apart and they've got so many fall theories it's unbelievable!
Me: Then you've got the Doctor Who fandom, they're crazy and they bounce around like toddlers but hurt them or a brother fandom and they become downright scary.
Me: And then the Supernatural Fandom look all tough and scary but they're softies underneath, and they're experts on all things that go bump in the night.
Me: and th- Oh God!
Mum: What?
Me: Oh God!
Mum: What!
Me: The Hannibal Fandom.
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
lyannaed:
when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
(◕‿◕✿)
when they start acting like they know more than you
(⊙‿⊙✿)
oomshi:
“I’m a huge metal fan!!” I scream at the concert. My gears start to rust & I need to be oiled up. I am an actual metal fan
doctorheavenharkness:
n0kil7ing:
sevenseasaurus:
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
shiphassailed:
when your internet isnt really working well and your whole dash is just blank squares and you still scroll through it attentively
